A Funny Thing Happened…

“Dozer” Cochran (C) flanked by Mel Robins (L) and Butch Moss (R) 

Austin – A funny thing happened to Abel Reyna, the elected Criminal District Attorney of McLennan County, as he made his way to earning a state retirement in a  third term re-election bid in the midterm year of 2018.

That’s the day in January, 2017, when a group of grizzled veteran bikers, the people who put him in office in the year of the Tea Party, 2010, got together following a session of the Confederation of Clubs and Independents for drinks in the bar at an Austin hotel and decided he had to go. A third term would mean he’d earned a place on the roster of state pensionaries.


They, the delegates to the Legislative Strike Force, the U.S. Defenders of the Texas Confederation of Clubs and Independents, would make sure his double-dealing, underhanded ways toward the biker community were repaid – with interest – because they are armed with the facts, and they weren’t having it.

Who would take his place?

Someone qualified would step forward.

How would it be done?

They would find a way; they always had done so before.

So, this is the story “Breitbart,” the on-line force in conservative politics turned down shortly after the double-cross, the ambush at Twin Peaks Restaurant by elements of the Cossacks MC and the DPS directing the Waco Police on May 17, 2015.

A member of the “Breitbart” editorial staff had told them, in no uncertain terms, that the publication could not afford to go after the story, no matter how revealing it may be, if they wanted to keep their advertisers happy.

But the proof and the documentation of just exactly what happened – the interior politics, the true motives of the gun-wielding psychos who turned a political meeting into a bloodbath – is stronger today, three years later, than it was then.

That’s why Steven “Dozer” Cochran, at one time the commander of the Legislative Strike Force and a Waco native with experience on two wheels on both the left and right coasts, as well as the flyover country in between, came forward on Saturday afternoon and gave The Legendary his story about what he saw and heard on that fateful day, and what he knows to be the truth.

“It’s all about the money,” said Dozer. “Twin Peaks was to  put the bikers in their place.

“The whole thing was to get Jeff Pike and John Portillo.” They are the former Bandidos, U.S.A., President and Vice President who are currently on trial for RICO violations of murder, extortion, drug dealing, and other predicate offenses in racketeering that constitute an alleged ongoing criminal enterprise.

“They turned the National Sergeant at Arms.” He is Justin Forster, who testified against the two in U.S. District Court at San Antonio.

“They caught him selling dope and they turned him.”

But in the months leading up to the watershed election of 2010, a black woman who is legally blind wearing her glasses or without them failed to yield the right of way to a man on a Harley and it cost him his life.

A repeat offender, she had been fined repeatedly, and incumbent Criminal District Attorney John Segrest, a Democrat, and his staff intended to let her get by with a sentence of deferred adjudication.

If she wasn’t convicted within a 10-year period, her record of vehicular homicide would have been expunged.

Dozer and his friends showed up at the McLennan County Courthouse to see just how things would go, and ran into a stone wall of uniformed Sheriff’s Officers who tried to deny them access to the 19th Criminal District Courtroom.

Through diplomacy and calm demeanor, they gained access to the trial, and that prompted a member of the defendant’s family to claim racism. At that point, Dozer recalled, Judge Ralph T. Strother ejected her, saying she was not welcome, to be gone or go to jail.

At that point, every biker registered to vote went for Abel Reyna, the Republican candidate for Segrest’s job. He won handily.

If Reyna forgot all that, Dozer Cochran has not. He’s been off the biker scene for three years because, frankly, “I don’t want to get killed. Don’t want to get shot. My family means more to me than anything else.”

Yeah, it’s that strong.

Naturally, like most events, Twin Peaks was no harbinger of completely bad news. Like most government stuff granted We The People, change is extremely slow to come, but there have been some, and they are extremely beneficial.

According to Dozer, the $18 million in the Motorcycle Safety Fund established in 2009 through the influence of the biker lobby has now been transferred to the Department of Transportation (TXDOT), which is empowered to make grants for motorcycle safety training, and for innovations in highway construction.

The fund is designated, and had not been released for any of its intended purposes. The Director of the DPS had spent some part of it from his general fund for the purchase of speed boats and machine guns to be used to patrol the Rio Grande for drug and human traffickers in defense of the U.S. Border.

Since that is a function of the U.S. Government, one of its enumerated powers, that practice was discontinued with the transfer of power to the DOT.

But there are other changes, and one of them is simply amazing.

For example, a gritty by-product of aluminum smelting which was previously thrown out as useless is now added to the tar in mixtures of asphalt compound. It is used in the pavement of the lead-in turns off of highways and onto adjoining lanes that run out into the flow of traffic.

It provides excellent traction for the small footprint of motorcycle tires on wet surfaces, and has so far been proven a successful safety agent for trucks, cars, and two-wheeled vehicles alike.

But the original question put to Dozer Cochran was this:

Is it true that he and his buddies in the gray-beard biker movement that looks after legislative functions had to fight some cop clubs in the Waco area? This is his reply:

Sorry bout not getting back to you sooner. I am in the process of moving and lost my phone for a couple days. Left it on the counter at the other house. I don’t know about a cop club thing recently. The only per se cop clubs in town  are the blue knights, the iron pigs, and the iron (arian) Circle. ( ) Are my addition. They were Iron Order but split off from them. They are the same kind of assholes, though. Of course, the Boozefighters and the Cossacks have law enforcement in their ranks. But I am not aware of any recent skirmishes. On a different note Re: indicting, what, 29 out of almost 200, but instead of murder they gonna try to get a felony rioting conviction? They fucked up 200 people’s lives for that. It’s like a fucked up outer limits plot just so they could get some dirt on Portillo and Pike for that useless US Attorney Luger. Ole Barney Fife (swanton) and company blabbering about how the horrible Bandido president in abeline stabbed 3 innocent Cossacks. Oh well he was found not guilty by reason of self defense because they were literally beating him to death when he finally got to the hidden knife in his boot and saved himself from getting killed. Oh well no story there just move on folks, there’s nothing to see here….then all this bullshit about the Texas rocker…. Oops Jeff Pike testified that they were given permission to wear it…. Hmmmm how could that be? All these bullshit scenarios they have pranced out to the koolaide drinking media for regurgitation on the masses to cover the fact that they were partnered up with the  east Texas Waterhead meth dealing, Local car theft ring, trailer burning and child murdering, Cocaine importing, friends of the DA who dropped all the charges so he could steal himself a free kilo of blow out of the local police property room and to disguise their relationship with the white supremacist Arian Circle who were masquerading as a friendly little ole motorcycle club (cocksacks) trying to fend off those nasty ole Bandidos.

You know the ones that have been around all this time and the last incident with them was what 20 years ago when that bandit shot that idiot at that bar on LaSalle for kicking his bike over… Of course there is way more to that story as well. For a criminal Enterprise that is pathetically anemic don’t you think? The truth is the cocksacks division of the arian circle had an issue with the Bandidos because they are 50 percent filthy Mexicans and allow retired police detective niggers in their ranks. Were on a mission to fix that problem… By God, by supplying that dirty coconut DA with cocaine so he would allow them to continue masquerading as a motorcycle club instead of outing them as the white supremist group they are and watching from the second floor window as they hung and burned the bandidos on the court house steps ( you know kind of like his grand daddy the Waco police chief did in the early 1900’s). That would explain his eerie absence when the shit started at Twin Peaks. Hell I got accosted by a fish and game officer in the neighboring parking who was sporting flip flops, shorts, and a Hawaiian shirt. Appearsntly qawinkidinkly shopping at Cabela’s when the shit went down…. Thank God he had his badge in his back pocket and a gun strapped up under that Hawaiian shirt… Prepared for anything like a good boyscout… So the game warden is qawinkidinkly there while the only person on Earth with the authority to stop the madness planned for Twin Peaks was qawinkidinkly watching them burn that nigga from the second story window. Of coarse immediately following the Melee he rides in with his white hat to save the day like a good ole Baylor alumni in old six shooter junction. So they trot out Lee Harvey Swanton ( the patsie ) to recite his well memorised misdirection supplied by that super motorcycle gang expert extraordinary Steve Cook, going on and on like the fucking idiot he is while the spokesman for the DPS (you know, the STATE POLICE) led by that other Motorcycle gang expert extraordinary Lt. Shwartz with a tip from the Blue Spiders (snicker, snicker) as he impuned himself while testifying in the discovery hearing and being in charge at the scene armed with his pole camera and undercover officers inside the Twin Peaks (remember in the frost report he had a meeting with the owners who said they were going to hire three security people for the event which he conveniently supplied. They were there undercover, one wearing his Cocksack cut, (ole red boots) and his partner 6 foot 6 300 lbs dude with red and gold wallet whip and support the fat Mexican tee shirt photographed minutes after the trigger happy Waco police who assigned their most trigger happy bafoones (don’t forget the black guy who conveniently struggled to survive which made it look like resistance while six police officers tased him at a gas station and he died from the heart attack brought on by that high level of electrocution, or the honeybun bandit who made them kill the motorist they plowed into chasing that “sorry mutha fucka” for fleeing and all over a 2 dollar honeybun… Then “showing that mutha fucka” by shooting him to death in the back ” we’ll teach these peasants what you get when you steal a fucking honeybun .. by God. And another lesson for the peasants and all manner of would be brisket stealers..  penalty.. shot between the eyes for thieving a hunk of meat so he could trade for some crack to put in his glass dick (pipe) and let all the peasants know the penalty for suffering mentally and threatening to shoot yourself and not having the guts to pull the trigger yourself. we’ll see we are here to assist and do it for you on the sidewalk in front of your apartment.

All the while the man on the scene in charge what wrote the report and misspelled every word over one syllable while using third grade Grammer like he used in his over 3000 hours of classroom training and having a double doctorate in masternegotiating. They should all have double doctorates, by God look at the efficiency. He negotiated killing the man because he didn’t have the balls to do it himself in less than one minute and without speaking a word. That will show the infidel peasants what happens if you don’t comply with our screamed instructions; in less than two seconds we will kill your uncooperative ass. So in any event It Shwartz makes sure the douche bags of WPD are there so they run amock and kill everyone at the scene they can as I observed them doing from the parking lot entrance and directly behind them. Funny how none of that gunfire aimed at them by those dirty clutch monkies Able was going to bury under the prison according to his post on his Facebook page. Miracles happen, those fucking clutch monkies were such bad shots they couldn’t hit my truck which was directly behind them if they missed but when shooting one of the bikers could shoot out a guys femoral artery while he is running around swinging a big six foot chain at a member of that dastardly criminal organization the bandidos.. I wonder why the guy shooting on the film that Jessie Rodriguez clothes lines, who then gets pinned to the ground by that 135 lb heathen gang member according to officer Fife, but was actually an honored Marine hero who put his life on the line to stop that asshole from shooting people. When he was kicked in the head and shot between the eyes by that wonderful and calm gentle giant and responsible loving husband and father. – Dozer, 5/12/18

Dozer watched the events has described from his position at the entrance to the Central Texas Market Place near Best Products, where he parked his pickup behind two officers armed with patrol rifles.

He was delivering the sound system that Paul Landers intended to use in order to discuss the events surrounding the motorcycle safety fund and other legislative priorities of the Legislative Strike Force and U.S. Defenders – the speech Landers never got a chance to make. Landers is still facing a rioting charge among the 25 persons indicted in superseding charges that replaced the original indictment for engaging in organized criminal activity.

He volunteered that Escondido Paul Landers, the Texas Representative to the National Coalition of Motorcyclists, is his mentor, a “role model” for his affairs as a motorcycle enthusiast.

So mote it be.

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